DCDean Cathy Munsch
Unfortunately, Chanel... you have tested positive for STDs.
COChanel Oberlin and Dr. Brock Holt
What?!
BHDr. Brock Holt
Which ones?
NINurse Ingrid Hoffel
All of them.
DCDean Cathy Munsch
Yes, you've tested positive for syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis...
NINurse Ingrid Hoffel
A, B and C.
DCDean Cathy Munsch
Uh, genital warts, HPV, vaginosis, pelvic inflammatory disease, herpes...
NINurse Ingrid Hoffel
The bad kind, not the cold sore kind.
DCDean Cathy Munsch
No. Also the cold sore kind. Vaginal yeast, male genital yeast, chancroid, trichomoniasis, and good old-fashioned crabs.
NINurse Ingrid Hoffel
That's not a disease per se, but there was a crab just floating in the sample.
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