Harlan Ellison and Professor Hatecraft in “Unfinished Business”

H.P., are you all right?

Harlan. Yes. Just an overeager fan who got carried away.

Fans. Imbeciles fit only to be gnawed by rabid rats.

Yes. Someone could write a book.

How about, "A boy and his fans", by Harlan Ellison and H.P. Hatecraft?

I was thinking something more along the lines of, "Shavu-ra hatafar, the fan that had no name".

Except, uh, you just named it.

Don't start with me, Ellison.