I've got to ask you about 'The Penis Mightier'.
The what? No. No, no, that's 'The Pen Is Mightier'.
Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is: does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?!
It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if 'The Penis Mightier' works, I'll order a dozen.
It's not a penis mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing.
Nicolas Cage (Jimmy Fallon): Wait, wait, are you selling penis mightiers?
No! No I'm not!
Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
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