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S1 E15

Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

Matt in “Unfinished Business”

Young lady, what do you want to do with your life?

Stacy (Christina Applegate): [Sarcastically] I wanna live in a van down by the river.

Well, you'll have plenty of time for livin' in a van down by the river when...YOU'RE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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