MMatt
Young man, what do you want to do with your life?
Brian (David Spade): Well, actually, I kind of want to be a writer.
MMatt
...Well, la-dee-FRICKIN-da! We got ourselves a writer here! Hey Dad, I can't see real good, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?
Dad: Well, actually, Matt, we've actually been encouraging Brian in his writing.
MMatt
Dad, I wish you could shut your big YAPPER!
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