David Spade and Steve Martin in “Unfinished Business”

[during his Weekend Update segment "Hollywood Minute"] And Steve Martin, what about his new movie, Leap of Faith? I was gonna go see it, but I was sick that day. [the audience laughs lightly, then bursts into rapturous applause, as unbeknownst to Spade, Steve Martin himself walks up behind him] He has blonde hair in it- am I supposed to buy that? His hair has been grey since 1974. He's probably turned into one of those guys that doesn't wear a tie now- "Hey, I'm Matt Dillon". [as he says the following part, Martin grabs Spade's shoulder and starts squeezing it in implied anger.] Yeah, just a minute, Kevin. Anyway-- ow, you're hurting me. [he finally sees Martin, and is understandably scared shitless.]

Steve Martin

Thanks for the tip, Kevin. [to Spade] You wanna go now? [Spade immediately leaves without a word, and Martin proceeds to do a similar segment ripping on HIM instead.] Hi there. I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hassling people with real careers. It's called "Your Last Hollywood Minute." Deal with it!