“This just in, Garrett Morris is dead. A...” – Dan Aykroyd, Saturday Night Live ... TV Quotes Database

This just in, Garrett Morris is dead. A group of 8 youths has fatally shot the late Update correspondant at the kids' playground. Another paraquat-related death.

Jane Curtin

Hoping your news is good news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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