Today was the 102nd running of the Preakness, and our Update sports team was there, where we not only covered the race but also attached a microphone to the jockey of the race's winner, Seattle Slew.
[cut to stock footage of the race]
[voiceover] Ouch..! Ouch..! Ow..! Oh, boy..! Hey.. hey.. aiiee..! Ow-ay.. ow..! Ow.. ow.!
[voiceover] It's okay, we'll be alright!
[voiceover] Okay. Oh..! Ow..! Ow..!
[voiceover] We're okay!
[voiceover] I know, my- ow!
[voiceover] Ohhh, I told you, Wilbur!
[voiceover] Ow, I wish I was wearing my jockey shorts-- aiieee! Ow..!
[voiceover] Oh boy, Wilbur! Oh..! Good boy!
[cut back to Jane Curtin at the news deck]
A footnote to the race: the other favorite, Run Dusty Run, not noted for being a good loser, threw a tantrum and had to be dragged away kicking and screaming.
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