Kate Freelander quotes from Sanctuary

Kate Freelander

That's amazing... in like a total geeky kind of way.

Will Zimmerman

Wow, jealous much?

Will Zimmerman

In the real world forensics is under-staffed, under-funded and backlogged to the nines.

Kate Freelander

Oh. Well, score one for the criminals, then.

Will Zimmerman

Put it this way, if I had this tech to work with you'd have been behind bars years ago.

Kate Freelander

No, I wouldn't.

Kate Freelander

What would Magnus want with a bunch of Red-Listers?

Nothing legal.

Kate Freelander

What happened?

Jimmy

Oh, nothing much; you, uh, stopped breathing, so I, uh, took the opportunity to make out with you.

Jimmy

So, Cubs or Sox?

Kate Freelander

Seriously? If I wanted to fat guys running around I'd watch Reality TV.

Jimmy

Wow! And you say you're from Chicago. Next you'll be telling me you don't like pizza.

Kate Freelander

My dad was a Cubs fan; so I guess that makes me one too.

Jimmy

Yeah... See? I knew I should have left that bullet in.

Kate Freelander

It's funny. I always wondered what I would do if I ever figured out who killed my father. Turns out it's not as black and white as I thought.

Helen Magnus

Life rarely is.

Kate Freelander

You call this a plan? Whatever happened to The good old stake through the heart?

Will Zimmerman

Doesn’t work.

Kate Freelander

What about all those movies, like Buffy…

Helen Magnus

Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race.

Kate Freelander

What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic?

Will Zimmerman

All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath.

Helen Magnus

Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them.

Kate Freelander

No, I’m thinking kill them.

Will Zimmerman

Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right.

Helen Magnus

Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them.

Helen Magnus

That’s a terrible sales pitch.

Kate Freelander

Yeah.

Nikola Tesla

I call it... the De-Vamper!

Kate Freelander

You're a genius and that is the best name you could come up with?

Nikola Tesla

[Points at Kate] Watch it!

Henry Foss

Your freeware media player created a conflict in the com port access base.

Kate Freelander

Henry, why is it whenever you talk all I hear is "blah, blah, blah, blah"?

Helen Magnus

He wanted me to kill him.

Kate Freelander

No offense but you guys got a seriously messed up relationship.

Helen Magnus

It's complicated.

Kate Freelander

Don’t you guys update your safety equipment?

Constantly.

Kate Freelander

Yeah? Well then why isn’t anything working? Where’s the disembodied voice saying, “Chill out, help’s coming”?

I’m that voice.

Kate Freelander

Is help coming?

...No.

Kate Freelander

[badly imitating Will] "We're going on a trip," he says. "It'll be fun!" he says.

Will Zimmerman

Please stop talking for two minutes, he says.

Body's downstairs. We're ready to start the autopsy.

Will Zimmerman

Wow, uh. I am jet lagged. I think I better turn in. But why don't you do the autopsy and we'll go over the results tomorrow?

I thought he was a doctor?

Kate Freelander

He is... just not the kind that likes autopsies.

Kate Freelander

You'd think a white guy wandering the street screaming about Kali would get noticed.

Not really. It's Mumbai.

Kate Freelander

Did you...just make a pass at me?

Warming up to it. Not that my parents would approve of you, of course. I'm joking. They'd love you.

Kate Freelander

Really?

No.