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Samurai Jack · Season 1, Episode 15

Scaramouch and Tiny Head Man in “Unfinished Business”

[Scaramouch's head boards a ship with a body]

Whoo hoo! Numero Uno, here I come!

[a voice inside Scaramouch's head clears his throat, takes Scaramouch off his tiny phallic head]

THTiny Head Man

That's 50 credits, bud.

Trust me, babe, I'm good for it.

THTiny Head Man

Yeah? [puts him down] Well, the last guy I trusted did this to me! [walks off]

Oh, it's all good, baboo. Aku will give me anything once he hears the news.

[starts humming/scatting for a beat]

Whoa! What a freak. Looked like a talking penis.

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