[Aku wakes up and does some stretches]
Master, new arrivals have come to offer tribute!
[Aku rises to see a group of mud aliens]
O, Great Shogun of Sorrow, Master of All Masters, you have allowed us to inhabit this world, and for that, we are forever grateful.
[as the Mud Alien continues, Aku notices him dripping mud on the floor, making him frustrated]
[as another mud alien pushes a mud statue of Aku's likeness] We offer you a special tribute.
STOP! L-Look at what you are doing! You're getting yourselves all over the floor!
Uh...
I just had it vacuumed! Out! OUT! GET OUT!
[as the mud aliens flee, a group of mad scientists appear]
Master... Master, we've done it. May I introduce... the most epic version of the beetle drone yet! [hologram shows a humongous beetle drone]
And I care because?
B-Because the samurai. You've wanted to kill him since forever. He's the bane of your existence.
Oh! That was the old Aku! This is the new Aku! And he really doesn't care about the pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool. [laughs] It's hilarious. Really! Look, I tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead. Who cares? I certainly don't. Not one bit at all.
[Aku is lying down on a chair talking to a psychiatrist version of himself]
So, tell me what's been bothering you.
Well, you see, Doc, it's been over 50 years already.
It's been that long?
Yes. You see, that's the actual problem. Once I eradicated all the time portals, I thought I would just wait it out, and then the Samura—
We don't say his name here. It is a safe place.
Yes, yes... sorry, Doctor. Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time, he would just—
DIIIIIIIIIIEEE!
[Aku slumps down on the chair]
But he hasn't even aged. I mean, like, at all. He just grew that stupid beard. It looks like he'll be here forever! I...I just don't know if I can handle that.
[his eyebrows and beard are put out]
Yes, it seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process. It's quite the conundrum.
Yes... Uh, what is that again?
Just a confusing or difficult problem.
Yes. Problem. I wish there was someone who can dispose of my problem.
Yes. One can hope.
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