Fuu quotes from Samurai Champloo

Mugen

Passport? What's that?

Fuu

You really don't know?

Jin

I'm amazed you made it into Edo without knowing that.

Fuu

If you don't have a passport you can't pass through the Checkpoint. Don't you have one Jin?

Jin

Of course, I had one, but...

Fuu

But?

Jin

I lost it.

Fuu

[Moaning] Ohh... I'm so hungry.

Mugen

I'm tired of hearing that.

Fuu

But... we haven't eaten anything since we left the checkpoint.

Mugen

Go drink river water or something.

Fuu

So just what do think Jin meant by what he said? You think he's going to go buy some woman?

Mugen

Eh, I'm glad to hear it.

Fuu

What?

Mugen

Well, you know, I was getting suspicious. You ever seen him check out a girl?

Fuu

So, who cares?

Mugen

It's a pretty good sign he's a queer.

Fuu

No way!

Mugen

Well, at least now we know what team he's playin' for.

Fuu

I'm back. [Confused] I'm going to have to ask... what are you doing?

Mugen

Training. You should be able to tell by looking. Beetle wrestling. I'm going to train him and put him in fights.

Fuu

Weren't you going to get a job as a bodyguard?

Mugen

I quit that.

Fuu

Jin! Give it up already! Come over here and eat with us. I'll share the ones I caught with you.

Mugen

Aw, don't worry about him. He's just being a big baby cause' he got skunked.

Mugen

C'mon, you heard him, right before we started fishin': [imitating Jin's voice] Fishing is a life and death struggle between man and fish. Forget this and you will most certainly get hurt.

Mugen

[after finding a bag of coins in the river] We hit the potjack!

Fuu

That's jackpot!

Mugen

All I know is we're a filthy bitch!

Fuu

Filthy rich!

Jin

I hope you're doing that deliberately.

Fuu

Why would they need to go to the red light district when they have me around?

Mugen

Fuu... do you have any idea what you just sounded like you were volunteering for?

Fuu

Oh, I ate and ate. This is the first time I've been full in a while.

Mugen

She's a monster.

Fuu

(To Okuru) There were two useless bodyguards traveling with me. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Now I'm as lonely as can be. So, it doesn't matter where I die. But... I didn't want to drown. Because, you know, your body size doubles. I'm not joking. I want to die beautiful, you know.

There are no beautiful corpses.

Mugen

(to Fuu, about Jin) Tall, dark, and four-eyed here is thinking the same thing: hanging around with a girl with absolutely no sex appeal isn't my idea of fun.

Jin

That's it; you've gone too far.

Fuu

Yeah! You tell him Jin!

Jin

That four-eyed thing, take it back.

Fuu

Hey!

Fuu

You keep ordering the same thing as either me or Jin. You should get what you like.

Mugen

[Looking at the menu] It can't be helped.

Fuu

But it's written right there.

Mugen

I have a little trouble understanding it.

Fuu

Is it possible that you can't read?

Mugen

[Pointing at letters] That's a "no". This and this are also "no". I can read it just fine.

Fuu

[Points at a letter] Then what about this?

Mugen

It's "no".

Jin

It's "me".

Mugen

Damn you little bitch, that was a trick question!

Fuu

You never know Jin might decide to come back.

Mugen

The only way he's coming back is as if he's getting kicked in the nuts for trying to make a move on that chick.

Fuu

Can't you ever say anything intelligent?

Mugen

When you start, I'll start.

Mugen

She said something about her kid's life being on the line.

Fuu

She did? Well, if that true, then someone's forcing her to do this.

Jin

But who could that be?

Mugen

Take your pick. We've dined and dashed, snuck through a checkpoint, and, oh yeah, killed people.

Fuu

Oh... that's right. In the newspaper horoscope, it said to be careful of mushrooms.

Mugen

(Yells) Don't tell us after we've eaten them!

Fuu

But Mugen, I can't leave you.

Mugen

Don't give me that crap! Listen to me, I'm gonna be pissed off if we came all this way for nothin'. Get lost.

Fuu

I can't...what if they...

Mugen

I ain't gonna die. Have some faith in me, will ya?

Fuu

Oh Mugen...

Mugen

Beat it. (Fuu takes a step back) Go on. (Fuu takes another step back) I said go!