Michael
Just kill me now. I don't do proms. I don't believe in them.
Maria
You don't believe in them?!
Michael
The whole thing is totally bogus. It's completely unnatural.
Maria
You know what? I, I find it to be really unnatural that you're half alien warrior and half Grandpa Dupree! But I make do.
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