[Horn honking; he drives home]
Welcome home, Daddy Pig.
Hello, Mummy Pig. Hello, Peppa. Hello, George. Bad news. [Snorts] I've been made redundants.
What's that mean, Daddy?
Well, Peppa, that's the pretentious way of saying, [snort] I got fired.
Oh, no, Daddy Pig. [Snorts] Why?
Because of this damn Brexit. My company has lost far too many [snort] pounds!
[Confused] Oh, it's too bad you haven't lost more pounds, Daddy. You've got a very big tummy.
[Laughs] Peppa! [Snorts] Your jokes at my expense are the only thing keeping me from jumping out of [snort] the window.
[The doorbell rings peppa walks up to the front door then opens it]
Hello, Peppa.
Malika Meerkat and Randall Rhino? What are you doing here?
We've come to say goodbye, Peppa. Since Brexit inflamed. anti-immigrant hated crimes, My Muslim family doesn't feel safe anymore.
And I'm getting deported back to Aleppo. They'll remove my woman hands, for they have touched a book.
[At the kitchen]
[Voice breaking] D-Daddy! Why is that happening?
Because, Peppa, [snort] right-winged voters around the world are acting like...
[holding his Dinosaur] Dinosaur, Grrrr!
Not now, George. [Snorts] Like, I was saying, most politicians are afraid of progress, so they're stuck in the past like...
Dinosaur?
Not now, George. [Snort] Anyway, if we let these greedy pigs control our world, we'll all end up like...
Dinosaur!
Yes, George, we see you've got a dinosaur.
[Snorts] Well, since I can no longer bring home the bacon and ham, [chuckles] these will have to do it! [puts his ears on the grill]
Daddy Pig, did you just pull off your ears on the grill?
My Whaaat?! Oh, God!
[Everyone Laughs]
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