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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Father, Tina and others in “Unfinished Business”

FFather

Daniel, meet King Friday's niece.

TTina

I'm Tina, and I'm years old.

DTDaniel Tiger

Tina, if you're my age, why do you look like a grown-up woman lady?

TTina

I started developing when I was... Well, that's how old I am.

DDaniel

How come I don't have lady balloons?

FFather

Well, Daniel, Tina has something called... precocious puberty!

DDaniel

[Singing] Everybody's gonna grow. that's a fact that we all know. There's no shame in letting nature have its way. Hormones in us cause these surges. We get pubes, we get urges. And it's beautiful, no matter what they say. Most are changing 'round! That's the average and the mean... [Points to Tina] ...Unless you've got precocious puberty!

TTina

Okay but...

FFather

Could be hormones in our food

DDaniel

Could be nature being rude, No one knows what causes this calamity. Yes, Tina's got precocious puberty! Boys and girls as young as Growing breasts and shaggy floors!

FFather

Got it dude.

TTina

[Frightened] Am I gonna get p-p-precosis prububerty?

FFather

Well, it's very rare in tigers, son.

TTina

Wait! aren't tigers usually fully grown at Daniel's age?

FFather

Yes, that's true, but Daniel's got...

AAll

[singing] Dwarfism, dwarfism! [daniel sobs]

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