Daniel, meet King Friday's niece.
I'm Tina, and I'm years old.
Tina, if you're my age, why do you look like a grown-up woman lady?
I started developing when I was... Well, that's how old I am.
How come I don't have lady balloons?
Well, Daniel, Tina has something called... precocious puberty!
[Singing] Everybody's gonna grow. that's a fact that we all know. There's no shame in letting nature have its way. Hormones in us cause these surges. We get pubes, we get urges. And it's beautiful, no matter what they say. Most are changing 'round! That's the average and the mean... [Points to Tina] ...Unless you've got precocious puberty!
Okay but...
Could be hormones in our food
Could be nature being rude, No one knows what causes this calamity. Yes, Tina's got precocious puberty! Boys and girls as young as Growing breasts and shaggy floors!
Got it dude.
[Frightened] Am I gonna get p-p-precosis prububerty?
Well, it's very rare in tigers, son.
Wait! aren't tigers usually fully grown at Daniel's age?
Yes, that's true, but Daniel's got...
[singing] Dwarfism, dwarfism! [daniel sobs]
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