“Oh, no, you're too young for a Mai...” – Waitress, Robot Chicken ... TV Quotes Database

[Camera cuts to the bartender at the beach]

WWaitress

Oh, no, you're too young for a Mai Tai. [The little match girl gives him a stack of money] One Mai Tai coming up! [Gives her a cup of mai tai] So what's your name, anyway?

Little Match Girl My Name's the little [Bleep]ing Match Girl! [she throws a cup of mai tai at the screen and rock music is playing in end credits]

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