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Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Bop It, Boy and others in “Unfinished Business”

[We see a boy that plays with a Bop It.]

BIBop It

Bop it!

[He presses the purple button.]

BIBop It

Twist it!

[He twists the yellow knob.]

BIBop It

Pull it!

[He pulls the blue handle.]

BIBop It

Bend it!

[He reaches under the button, replacing the handle with a rifle's butt stock and putting the handle and trigger next to the button.]

BIBop It

Flip it!

[He flips out the aiming scope above the button.]

BIBop It

Extend it!

[He extends the toy, replacing the knob with a rifle chamber, magazine, and loader, therefore completing the sniper rifle.]

BIBop It

Load it!

BBoy

(confused) What?

BIBop It

Load it!

[The boy empties the Bop It box to pour out four bullets, and loads one of them into the Bop It sniper rifle.]

BIBop It

Cock it!

[He cocks the sniper rifle so that it can shoot.]

BIBop It

Read it!

BBoy

(reading from the instruction manual) "Your target is Senator Carlton McDougal; the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage point." ?

BIBop It

Memorize it! Burn it!

[The boy seems scared at this, and then we cut to him standing in an office and holding the Bop It rifle out of the window as he pants in fear.]

BIBop It

Aim it!

[We cut to the view of the aiming scope over McDougal, where he is giving a speech to the public.]

BIBop It

Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

[The boy, shaking all over, puts his finger on the trigger.]

BIBop It

Squeeze it!

BBoy

I can't - I can't do it!

BIBop It

Squeeze it!

BBoy

I can't! I can't! I can't!

BIBop It

(louder than ever) Squeeze it!

[Not knowing what to do, he pulls the trigger and shoots McDougal in the head, killing him instantly, splattering his blood onto one of his bodyguards, shocking the bodyguards and his wife and greatly panicking the citizens. Another bodyguard dispatches security in his earpiece]

BBoy

Oh, Ahh! (close to tears) God, help me!

BIBop It

(now smoking) Beat it! Hoof it! Book it!

[The boy tries to run away, but two policemen come into the office, holding pistols.]

PPolice Officer

Who are you, and what are you doing?!

BIBop It

Fake it!

BBoy

(lying) Uh, I was playing with my toy--I-I-I want my mommy!

PPolice Officer

Why is your toy smoking?

BIBop It

End it!

[The boy tries to commit suicide by shooting himself through the mouth, but the cops grab him, hold him down, and handcuff him.]

PPolice Officer

Kid! Give me that Bop It, kid!

BBoy

Let me go!

[He takes the Bop It sniper rifle, and then we cut the boy as the witness in a courtroom.]

JJudge

Is the mastermind behind the assassination in the courtroom today?

[We cut Bop It and its lawyer as the defendants with the jury behind them, the Bop It having gone back to normal.]

BIBop It

Zip it!

[The boy points to the Bop It, making the jury gasp, and then we cut to the Bop It in a jail cell with a prisoner that unzips his pants.]

PPrisoner

Suck it.

BIBop It

(frustrated) Damn it!

[We end with static as always.]

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