[We see a boy that plays with a Bop It.]
Bop it!
[He presses the purple button.]
Twist it!
[He twists the yellow knob.]
Pull it!
[He pulls the blue handle.]
Bend it!
[He reaches under the button, replacing the handle with a rifle's butt stock and putting the handle and trigger next to the button.]
Flip it!
[He flips out the aiming scope above the button.]
Extend it!
[He extends the toy, replacing the knob with a rifle chamber, magazine, and loader, therefore completing the sniper rifle.]
Load it!
(confused) What?
Load it!
[The boy empties the Bop It box to pour out four bullets, and loads one of them into the Bop It sniper rifle.]
Cock it!
[He cocks the sniper rifle so that it can shoot.]
Read it!
(reading from the instruction manual) "Your target is Senator Carlton McDougal; the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage point." ?
Memorize it! Burn it!
[The boy seems scared at this, and then we cut to him standing in an office and holding the Bop It rifle out of the window as he pants in fear.]
Aim it!
[We cut to the view of the aiming scope over McDougal, where he is giving a speech to the public.]
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
[The boy, shaking all over, puts his finger on the trigger.]
Squeeze it!
I can't - I can't do it!
Squeeze it!
I can't! I can't! I can't!
(louder than ever) Squeeze it!
[Not knowing what to do, he pulls the trigger and shoots McDougal in the head, killing him instantly, splattering his blood onto one of his bodyguards, shocking the bodyguards and his wife and greatly panicking the citizens. Another bodyguard dispatches security in his earpiece]
Oh, Ahh! (close to tears) God, help me!
(now smoking) Beat it! Hoof it! Book it!
[The boy tries to run away, but two policemen come into the office, holding pistols.]
Who are you, and what are you doing?!
Fake it!
(lying) Uh, I was playing with my toy--I-I-I want my mommy!
Why is your toy smoking?
End it!
[The boy tries to commit suicide by shooting himself through the mouth, but the cops grab him, hold him down, and handcuff him.]
Kid! Give me that Bop It, kid!
Let me go!
[He takes the Bop It sniper rifle, and then we cut the boy as the witness in a courtroom.]
Is the mastermind behind the assassination in the courtroom today?
[We cut Bop It and its lawyer as the defendants with the jury behind them, the Bop It having gone back to normal.]
Zip it!
[The boy points to the Bop It, making the jury gasp, and then we cut to the Bop It in a jail cell with a prisoner that unzips his pants.]
Suck it.
(frustrated) Damn it!
[We end with static as always.]
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