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Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Elmer Fudd, Old Elmer Fudd and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Ticking, cuts to Elmer Fudd in a field]

EFElmer Fudd

[narrating] Time travel has not been invented yet, [cocks his gun] but in 30 years, it will be. [gunshot] In the future, TV networks don't awwow cartoons to have guns, so if they want to kill someone, they send them back here to me. My name is Elmer Fudd, and I'm a Wooper. [Title Card: Wooper] The only wule is never let your target escape, even if your target is you.

OEOld Elmer Fudd

[appears in the field] What are you waiting for? Shoot me!

EFElmer Fudd

What?!

OEOld Elmer Fudd

In the future, they don't let me have a gun! That was my one dimension as a character! Know what I did yesterday? I slept for 15 hours and then beat it to a Weader's Digest! Help me!

EFElmer Fudd

I can't.

OEOld Elmer Fudd

Come on, give it to me. [crying] Pleeeease. [gunshot]

YSYosemite Sam

[appears in the field] I'll have what he's having. [gunshot]

[Cuts to Porky Pig on the Looney Tunes circles. The words "That's all, folks!" appear in front]

PPPorky Pig

Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-...That's all, folks! [gunshot]

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