[Ticking, cuts to Elmer Fudd in a field]
[narrating] Time travel has not been invented yet, [cocks his gun] but in 30 years, it will be. [gunshot] In the future, TV networks don't awwow cartoons to have guns, so if they want to kill someone, they send them back here to me. My name is Elmer Fudd, and I'm a Wooper. [Title Card: Wooper] The only wule is never let your target escape, even if your target is you.
[appears in the field] What are you waiting for? Shoot me!
What?!
In the future, they don't let me have a gun! That was my one dimension as a character! Know what I did yesterday? I slept for 15 hours and then beat it to a Weader's Digest! Help me!
I can't.
Come on, give it to me. [crying] Pleeeease. [gunshot]
[appears in the field] I'll have what he's having. [gunshot]
[Cuts to Porky Pig on the Looney Tunes circles. The words "That's all, folks!" appear in front]
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-...That's all, folks! [gunshot]
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