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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Grover, Oscar and others in “Unfinished Business”

[With Grover and Oscar the Grouch]

GGrover

Oh boy, it sure is a great day here on Sesame Street!

OOscar

Yeah, especially since we're the last neighborhood in New York that hasn't been gentrified.

GGrover

Until today, because our special guest is Hannah Horvath from the marginally popular but ignored in the flyover states HBO series, Girls!

HHannah

Hey, do you know where I could find a cocaine dealer/organic Vietnamese taco truck around here?

OOscar

[Bleep] me! [gets back inside his trash can]

HHannah

[feels Grover] Ooh, you're so cute! [later that night] I really love how you don't play games, Grover.

GGrover

Oh but I play lots of games, patty cake, and marco polo...Ugh!

HHannah

[shows her private parts at Grover while jacking off] Insult my parents! Oh yeah!

GGrover

Woah! [scene cuts to him and Hannah learning about numbers with apples] Today, we are going to learn about the number 3, I have 3 apples!

HHannah

And I know 3 girls who were date raped at the same bar on 6th street.

GGrover

That is sad. [Hannah eats the apple] Uh...you're eating my props.

HHannah

I'm proud of my body.

GGrover

I know, I know.

HHannah

Ugh! Yeah! [shows her private parts at Grover while jerking off again]

GGrover

Oh, God!

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