[Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil are standing in the street]
[holding his Reptar doll] Well, after crossing the freeway, base jumping off a cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war, we finally found my Reptar doll!
Yay!
[enters the street, finding the babies] Tommy! What are you doing in the street?!
[We Cut to the Pickles' house]
[opens the front door] Oh, thank God! They've been lost for hours! Where were they?
Stu, a word. [they walk into the kitchen, their voices get muffled as they talk with the door shut] What the [bleep]! Stu?!
Well, I'm sorry. The babies escaped, and I still-
Escaped?! They're babies, you sackless moron!
I was downstairs, working on a new toy, and they just-
[sarcastically] Oh, a new toy! Never mind, then!
[tearing up] Didi, if you keep ridiculing my work, I-I swear to God.
[enraged] What?! You'll hit me?! Ooh, you're such a man!
[Thudding and crashing are heard as Didi violently beats Stu offscreen]
Didi, stop!
I'll be the man! See, Stu?! I'm the man!
[sobbing] I want a divorce!
[The babies look very devastated as the screen cut to static]
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