[The sketch opens at the dining room table with Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Clarabelle Cow seated around it]
So Goofy, did your parents take it okay when you told them that you and Clarabelle are together?
Well of course, Minnie. Why wouldn't they?
Because she's a cow and you're a dog! It's-It's unnatural!
Somebody finally said it!
But gawrsh, you guys, th-there isn't anyone like me out there.
Well, there's Pluto.
[Cut to Pluto licking his gonads in the corner]
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. [leaves with Clarabelle]
[We cut to the clubhouse meeting with various Walt Disney cartoon characters in the audience]
I move we vote to ban mixed-species couples from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Do I have a second?
I second!
No! You can't legislate love!
Oh, really? Two confirmed bachelors who co-habitated their entire lives have liberal social ethics? Shocker!
We're brothers!
We're cousins!
Get your story straight, fellas.
Uh, just a reminder. I'm actually human under all of this, so Belle and I are cool, right, guys? [no response] Guys?
All right, enough, enough. All in favor?
Aye!
The motion passes!
[The audience clamors]
[steps out from behind] Everyone, please stop fighting! I, Walt Disney, created you to spread happiness to the world, not bigotry.
He sure did! Just look at me, Uncle Remus! You tells 'em, Massa Disney!
I guess it's back to the grave. Disney out! [makes a Nazi salute and disappears as the crowd gasps]
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