[We start out in the Command Center with Alpha 5 and Zordon]
Alpha 5, Rita Repulsa's going to strike very soon, and we haven't recruited any new Power Rangers!
I'm beaming up four young recruits. They already have color-coded costumes.
[In an instant, the Teletubbies are teleported to the Command Center]
Ooohh...
Welcome, my new Power Rangers. What are your names?
Hi. Tinky...Winky.
Hi. Dipsy.
Laa-Laa.
Uh, how long is this going to take? Ball park it for me.
[Po simply blinks at Zordon for a few seconds, irritating him]
JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME!
Poooooooooooooooo!
[worried] Guys, pick up the pace a little-
Tinky. Winky.
Yeah, we've established your name is Tinky Winky! (being sarcastic) Ah, screw it! We gotta go! [we cut to the Teletubbies in another distant planet, and Eye Guy is shown in the distance] Okay, there's a giant monster approaching.
Yay!
No, not yay.
Hold hands?
No, not hold hands!
Hold hands!
H-H-H-H-Haaands!
[in Laa-Laa's voice] Hold hands.
[very frustrated] Call your Zords!
Oh.
Zords!
Yes! Now we're on the right track!
Hold hands!
[in defeat] NO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! [BLEEP] YOU GUYS! [teleports out of sight in fury]
[Eye Guy arrives and crushes Tinky Winky, Dipsy, and Laa-Laa to death beneath his foot with a squishing sound]
[confused] Tinky...Winky?
[The camera zooms into Po's belly, where static is seen and goes into the next segment]
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