[We cut to two clowns who entertains kids at a boy named Timmy's birthday party]
HCHappy Clown
[honks with horn] Hey Sad Clown, why are you so sad?!
SCSad Clown
My wife died!
HCHappy Clown
[walks up to the sad clown and holds his hand near his mouth] Uh, that wasn't in the script.
SCSad Clown
I know! [starts crying loudly]
[The happy clown backs away]
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