Welcome back to the "Justin Bieber Christmas Special With Love".
[Transitions to the stage. Justin Bieber walks on as audience members cheer loudly]
I love you all! [the guitar slides down to him while Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman join in] This is a song I wrote about Christmas, and how it makes my heart feel. [Frosty at the drums rhythmically click the sticks, then rapidly bangs on the drums. Heavy metal music starts] [Bleep] Christmaaaaaas! / [Bleep] Christmaaaaaas! / [Santa joins in] [Bleep], [Bleep], [Bleep], [Bleep] / I see those presents that you brought me!
[Bleep] them!
I see that ribbon in your hair!
I'll choke ya with it!
The Christmas card up on the mantel!
It's a photo of my dick!
And all the stockings hung with care!!
They're filled with my [bleep]!
[The female elves join the stage and dance in the background]
[Bleep]! [Bleep]! [Bleep]! [Bleep]-[Bleep] Christmas!! [slams the guitar on stage. Grinds behind one of the female elves] Yeah! Oh yeah!
We never had this problem with David Cassidy.
Cassidy was a hack. Bieber is a [bleep]ing artist!
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