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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Robin Hood, Woman and others in “Unfinished Business”

RHRobin Hood

I am Robin Hood! I steal from the rich and I give to the poor. [tosses the necklace towards the woman]

WWoman

This necklace is covered in jewels. I'm rich!

RHRobin Hood

Oh jeez, that's true. [shoots an arrow into the woman's hand into a tree]

WWoman

AH! Me begging hand!

RHRobin Hood

[steals the necklace from out the woman's hand] HAHA! Oh wait, If I steal from the rich, they become poor, and if I give to the poor, they become rich.

[Robot 1 and Robot 2 suddenly appear]

R1Robot 1

PARADOX! PARADOX! PARADOX! [ its head explodes]

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