[Two raptors are seen in the jungle]
I can't believe the Jurassic Park scientists made us all females! I'm gonna die all alone!
Crying won't help, there's no way to change it.
Wrong! Tonight, life finds a way. [the raptors are seen behind two cars heading towards a building. They hide and proceed to snap two workers’ necks. They then act as statues when some other scientists are walking by, The raptors go into the lab and mix some chemicals. When this is all done, the Raptors leave laughing. One day later. a male raptor emerges from a truck and walks to the two females] HE'S HERE! Finally, I'm gonna get married, have babies, and live happily ever after!
You got great legs, babe. What time do they open? [laughs]
[gasps] Asshole!
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