[In the middle of the Pacific Ocean, Chuck Noland is resting on the drift when Wilson the ball is accidentally set adrift on water]
[wakes up in panic] No! Wilson! [cries]
[At nightfall, Wilson floats across the Pacific Ocean, and stops in front of the fishing boat. The doctor notices the ball, and picks it up. We cut to the cabin where the doctor examines Wilson]
[to Wilson] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't try to move. You're still very weak. Tell me, who are you? [silence] Oh. You've lost your memory. [the fishing boat bumps at the harbor, causing Wilson to roll out of the boat] Wait! Wait, my friend! We can help you!
[Wilson rolled and bounced out of the harbor, and landed on the bench at the park]
[to Wilson] Hey, you bum! No loitering in the park. Come on. Let's see some I.D. [silence] Stand down, or I'll use force! [kicks Wilson who bounced at the bench and hits him in the face] Ow! [in his walkie-talkie as Wilson bounced away] All units, we have a fleeing suspect who's just attacked an officer.
[Wilson bounced and lands on the car seat inside the woman's car]
[startled] Aah! Oh! Don't hurt me! I'll take you wherever you need to go! [drives off with Wilson, only to be chased by the police] Why are the police after you? [silence] Oh, you're right. I do talk too much. I can't lose them. [switching seats with Wilson] Take the wheel!
[The car crashed through the bridge and splashed in the river, which is floating them away from the police]
Stop! Ah! They're getting away!
[relieved] You did it! You're amazing! Oh, [bleep] you cops! I've never felt so alive! [making out with Wilson; cut to living room where they entered] This is my brother's place, but he's on vacation right now. [then the SWAT team crashed through windows and surround them] Save us! [throws Wilson at the SWAT team]
I got it. I got it! [hits Wilson, as if playing volleyball]
[holding Wilson, as if the ball's trying to bite him] Oh, get it off me! Get it off me!
[holding the gun] Stay back! Stay back! Stay back! [shoots the ball, but accidentally kills SWAT team member 2 and falls out of the window]
[The grenade rolls out of SWAT team member 2's hand, and was about to explode]
[last words] Look out!
[The grenade explodes, sending Wilson out of the window; cut to Chuck and Kelly outside of her house]
Everyone thought you were dead. I love you, but I have a family now. [getting hit by Wilson] Ow!
[surprised] Wilson! I thought I'd lost you forever!
[in pain] Did you just hit me in the face? I am calling the cops! Ow.
[suddenly talking in his deep voice] No witnesses.
[about to strangle Kelly] No witnesses.
[Kelly gasps before going static]
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