[Scene starts in cartoon animation. Family has a picnic while a bush moves towards them. A hand reaches out and snatches the picnic basket. Yogi Bear pops out of the bush]
Hey, hey, hey! I avoid starvation for another day! [runs for it, but accidentally bumps into Ranger Smith]
Sorry, Yogi, but if you steal one more basket, it's my job.
You'll never catch me! I live the life of the free! [He runs for it]
Not this time, Yogi. Ho-chi-ya-cha-rooo!
[Rock-like music plays as Ranger Smith is struck by a bolt of lightning. The scene becomes live-action as Ranger Smith turns into a Power Forest Ranger. Yogi (still in cartoon form) stares in shock as four other Power Forest Rangers jump out from behind Smith. The Power Forest Rangers charge as the scene cuts to the cartoon Yogi Bear]
Quite a surprise. But try this on for size! [He stamps his foot as his eyes turned red and cartoon smoke covers the background. It then changes into live-action smoke and he appears as a live-action villain] Hey, hey, heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
[Power Forest Rangers battle the live-action Yogi Bear while the chorus is singing "Yo! Yo! Power Forest Rangers". Scene cuts to cartoon Boo Boo Bear, hiding in a bush and watching the chaos around him with fright]
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS HAPPENING?!!?
[Power Forest Rangers and Yogi Bear continue fighting, then the scene cuts to a man at a table with several Japanese men]
And that is how you bring Yogi Bear to Japan. You're welcome.
[The Japanese men exchange glances with each other before getting out of their seats and leaving. The one closest to Man puts a sword on the table before leaving with the others. The Man looks down and sighs sadly]
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