Send in the next candidate for building the bomb.
[enters with his files] Great Scott! My name is Dr. Emmett Brown. My Résumé is in here somewhere. [sits down]
[reads Doc's files] "Attended M.I.T., inventor, professor". It says here that you're inventing the time machine?
Not to worry. It doesn't run on the plutonium. Definitely don't need plutonium for the time machine.
[about Doc's hair] Your crazy hair makes you look smart, like Einstein. [chuckles; but serious] But Einstein was a Jew!
That's why I named the dog Einstein. [laughs nervously]
Oh, that's good.
I've actually been sending Einstein on some trial runs in the time machine that needs plutonium- [realizes] doesn't need plutonium. I don't have a time machine. Now let me ask you a question about the plutonium. Does it fit in the engine valve of a 1982 DeLorean?
[to the leader; about Doc] I like this guy.
[to the terrorist] I have a good feeling about him too. [to Doc] Congratulations! We have chosen you to build the bomb!
[smiles] Great! Just let me get that plutonium, and I'll be back in 5 minutes with your bomb. [5 minutes later; pushing the entire pinball machine to the terrorists] And here you go. Here's your bomb. Nice working with you, guys! See you later. [leaves]
[suspiciously] Hey, this looks exactly like the pinball machine from the staff lounge!
[realizing that they've been tricked] Damn it!
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