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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Libyan Terrorist Leader, Doc Brown and others in “Unfinished Business”

LTLibyan Terrorist Leader

Send in the next candidate for building the bomb.

DBDoc Brown

[enters with his files] Great Scott! My name is Dr. Emmett Brown. My Résumé is in here somewhere. [sits down]

LTLibyan Terrorist Leader

[reads Doc's files] "Attended M.I.T., inventor, professor". It says here that you're inventing the time machine?

DBDoc Brown

Not to worry. It doesn't run on the plutonium. Definitely don't need plutonium for the time machine.

LTLibyan Terrorist Leader

[about Doc's hair] Your crazy hair makes you look smart, like Einstein. [chuckles; but serious] But Einstein was a Jew!

DBDoc Brown

That's why I named the dog Einstein. [laughs nervously]

LTLibyan Terrorist Leader

Oh, that's good.

DBDoc Brown

I've actually been sending Einstein on some trial runs in the time machine that needs plutonium- [realizes] doesn't need plutonium. I don't have a time machine. Now let me ask you a question about the plutonium. Does it fit in the engine valve of a 1982 DeLorean?

LTLibyan Terrorist

[to the leader; about Doc] I like this guy.

LTLibyan Terrorist Leader

[to the terrorist] I have a good feeling about him too. [to Doc] Congratulations! We have chosen you to build the bomb!

DBDoc Brown

[smiles] Great! Just let me get that plutonium, and I'll be back in 5 minutes with your bomb. [5 minutes later; pushing the entire pinball machine to the terrorists] And here you go. Here's your bomb. Nice working with you, guys! See you later. [leaves]

LTLibyan Terrorist

[suspiciously] Hey, this looks exactly like the pinball machine from the staff lounge!

LTLibyan Terrorist Leader

[realizing that they've been tricked] Damn it!

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