[Kratos is slicing away at several enemies in front of a castle building]
I, Kratos, the God of War, feed the Blades of Chaos with the blood orbs of your souls! [walks in and finds himself in a bedroom where a naked man and woman are waiting for him]
[voice] Quickly, Kratos! Pleasure your lovers and receive a bounty of blood orbs!
Uh, one of them's a dude.
What's the problem? You're in Greece.
I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH A DUDE!
Surely, you would let him watch if I offered you 1000 blood orbs.
[thinking] The Blades of Chaos are thirsty...I could not turn that down.
We'll make it 1,500 and he gets to play with your balls.
What? Who do you think I am?!
We already established that. Now we're just negotiating.
Oh, I see what you did there. Very smug and demeaning.
I'm just going to throw this out there. 2,000 blood orbs, anything goes.
Alright. [pauses] You're not going to watch, are you?
Only as long as I need to.
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