Mr. Phillipson, Della Duck and others in “Unfinished Business”

[discovering his sex client is a duck] Holy [bleep]! You're a duck!

That's right, baby! Now why don't cha ruffle my tail feathers?

Why are you, a duck?! Oh my God!

I'm what you ordered.

I did NOT order a duck!

I'm not sure how they could have misunderstood that request.

Oh gee, I wonder what word an escort service might have mistaken for "duck" on a bad cell phone connection?!

[sighs] Well, fine. But you are still going to have to pay me for your time.

Ah, I don't know why I need to pay to not [bleep] a cartoon duck. Normally, not [bleep] a [bleep] duck is [bleep] free.

[dials her cell phone] We have a problem.

Who are you calling?

[in a stereotypical gangster patois] Have we got some sort of problem?

Look, I don't want any trouble. I just think the misunderstanding was on your end...

Just pay the duck!

Whoa, it's not fair! I shouldn't have to pay- [starts getting beaten up]

Whip his ass, Stedman. Whip his ass!!