[A parody of the "Be Our Guest" song from Beauty and the Beast is shown, as Lumiere, Cogsworth, Ms. Potts and Chip appear on the table]
[sung] So you're dining with a beast/That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast.
Let us handle reservations/give your taste buds a sensation!
[A chamber pot appears]
[butting in] Have your fill, eat more still/There's no need to slow your pace.
After dinner, you'll be thinner/once you sit down on my face.
[pushes Chamber Pot away] Have some seconds/eat a lot-
Then come meet your chamber pot...
Lumiere [speaking, as music stops completely] Excuse me, we are trying to serve dinner here!
What? Defecacci doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! Defecacci never asked to be a chamber pot!
None of us asked to be stuck in the form of household items, but people are eating!
Oh, so she gets to meet Defecacci after dinner, eh? I have to live a solitary existence punctuated by people pooping in my-
[angrily] I said, people are EATING!
[bounds away in a huff] Dah, porca miseria...
OK, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this bitch and...Belle? Where did Belle go?
[Cuts away to Belle crapping into Defecacci]
Ring the bell, sound the horn!/Looks like someone's eaten corn.
[in disgust] Does everything have to be a [bleep]ing song?!
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