Samwise Gamgee, Frodo Baggins and others in “Unfinished Business”

Throw it in the fire, Mr. Frodo!

No! The ring is mine, Sam! [puts the ring on his finger, which makes him invisible]

[appears and jumps on the invisible Frodo] My precious! Give us back my precious! [starts to bite on the invisible penis, mistaken it as Frodo's finger, starts sucking it up, and spits it out] Bleh! We found hobbitses' finger, but where is my precious?

[while being invisible] It's there. It's-It's just further back. [Gollums tries again, and starts choking again] It's there. Yeah, right there.

But it's stuck.

You'll have to use your tongue and get it all wet. [Gollum tries again, and gags] You're almost there. Just a little more. [Gollum starts sucking it all up] Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Yes! The Shire!

[spits everything out, gags, and cries] Where's precious?!

[becoming visible again, and hands Gollum the ring] Here. You've earned it.

[takes the ring] My precious! [laughs, puts on the ring, which also makes him invisible for a moment, then takes it out and drops it on the ground] Oh? [kicks the ring with his foot to Frodo] Whoopsie! If Hobbitses puts my precious on, we will have to try and takes it again, won't we?

Mm-hmm.