Other Contra Guy and Contra Guy in “Unfinished Business”

[grabs a grenade] Ooh, what's this? A message in a bottle? Oh no! It's a grenade. Go tell my family that- Oh, wait, I'm immortal [bleep]ers! Run for the hills! [the grenade explodes and he dies, but DOES NOT respond]

What? No! What kind of sick [bleep] gives a man exactly thirty lives? [is shot down, and a Game Over screen appears]