[At the Krusty Krab]
[burst the kitchen door open] Krabby Patties are made out of [Bleep]ing CRABS!!!
[The customers gasped; the green fish retches, spits]
[nervous chuckle] Heh heh. Everybody knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe, boy.
Then explain, this! [holds out box of crab legs] You said you fired Carl the night janitor, but this is his tattoo! [holds out a crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose"]
[grabs him] You little yellow bastard! I treated you like a son, me boy!
And it's not just crabs! Squidward, those calamari rings are SQUID!!! [Squidward vomits] And your Chicken-Of-The-Sea salad? Ha! Tuna! Chicken-Of-The-Sea is TUNA!!!
[The yellow fish pushes bowl out of reach; the angry customers got up and cornered Mr. Krabs]
You fed us to us!
[points at Mr. Krabs] We gotta pay you to kill us?!
You're disgusting!
No! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom!! We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended!
[The customers beat up Mr. Krabs; camera pans away to SpongeBob]
[sighs] I'm just glad nothing disgusting ever happens to a sponge.
[At the hospital, an extrememly obese man sits on a bed with a nurse at his side]
Okay, just gotta scrub deep within your rolls of fat, and we're done. [begins scrubbing with a sponge]
[pushes scene aside] I SAID NOTHING DISGUSTING EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!
Ugh, hope that's pudding in there...
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