John Cena was supposed to challenge me for this championship tonight but apparently he got lost on his way here.
[at the announcer table with another announcer] That is a load of bull. We saw Triple H let the air out of John Cena's tires. DAMN HIM!!!
I guess if nobody's man enough to challenge me, I'll just take my championship belt and go home.
[Just then, a music plays and everyone cheers as Dakota Fanning walks to the ring, angrily, with her theme intro]
IT'S HER! IT'S HER! Dakota Fanning is in the building and she looks pissed!
And lets not forget the Dakota's new movie [An advertisement of the movie appears while seeing Triple H scolding Dakota] Wishmagic: The Horse Who Wrote Poems opens Friday at theaters across the country!
[snatches the microphone from Triple H] I taught I was here to talk about Wishmagic...[whisper outside the mike]...The horse who wrote poems...But apparently some son of a bitch have to go run his mouth! [then starts attacking Triple H and start stomping his head to make him bleed]
IT'S ON! It's on now! Triple H is in a world of....
[toss Triple H on top of the ringpole and going to do her finisher] Here comes a good part! [Does a finisher and crashes Triple H onto the announcer's table, breaking it in the process]
THE DAKONATOR! THE DAKONATOR! This match is over if she can pin him in the ring! [just then, John Cena's intro is played while John Cena rushes into the ring] It's John Cena! He must want a piece of Triple H too. [instead, John Cena saves Triple H and start attacking Dakota and after he locks Dakota into submission and hitting her, Triple H came back with a steel chair and start hitting Dakota's face] OH NO! It's a damn double-cross! John Cena and Triple H must have set up Dakota from the beginning! AWWW! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM! [an advertisement about Wishmagic appears below the screen] Wishmagic: The Horse Who Wrote Poems opens Friday! DAMN THEM TO HELL!
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