James Bond, Christmas Jones and others in “Unfinished Business”

I was wrong about you, Christmas Jones.

How so?

I thought Christmas only came once a year.

[giggles] Oh, James.

There he is!

Oh, I heard you saved the world again!

So you and Christmas Jones, huh? I can't believe you're tapping that!

Sorry to break it to you, boys. Miss Jones is already yesterday's news.

This is me, up on the left.

[getting carried away] Oh, that's odd. I'd have thought you lived on 34th street.

[nervous chuckle] Oh, right, because of...my name. Ha.

All right, love, time to dick your halls.

Could you maybe stop doing the pun thing?

I can't believe I made it this far into Christmas without wrapping my present.

Wha-? Wait a second! I'm not on the pill!

Well, I hope you've been dreaming of a white Christmas.

[pushes James back on the side of the bed] Ugh! I just got a headache.

So, when do I get to meet your friends?

Uh...

[to the party goers] So I said, "I thought Christmas only came once a year!"

[embarrassed] James...

This guy's a tool.

No, no. He's got a really cool car.

You're breaking up with me?

There's nothing wrong with you, James. Maybe it's just an age thing.

What, you think I'm too old for Christmas? [chuckles]

If that helps you, yes.

[takes out a pen gun, and clicks, but it's empty] Oh, come on! One of these [bleep]ing things has to be loaded! [groans, cries; cuts back to the present] So I just looked at her, and I said, "Well, I'm sorry, dear, but I'm canceling Christmas!"

Oh, you dog!

You're always humping and dumping. You're the best, James!

Ah, you know me, I got to be James. [chuckles, whimpers]