Steve, you and your wife are wonderful hosts. I'm being sincere.
You know, Julie, I don't think you ever got a tour of the house.
You're right.
Well, come on.
[Steve and Julie go upstairs giggling]
More apple pie for us, huh?
Oh, you. [doorbell rings] Who could that be? [opens the door]
[singing] Trojan Man!
[on horseback] Excuse me, madam, but I am needed upstairs!
Steve!
[Trojan Man rides upstairs, with Edward and Steve's wife following. The following dialogue is unseen]
Trojan Man!
Keep it down.
I knew you acted weird around Julie, you bastard!
Put this on your penis.
Get off! Get off me! Get off me!
Julie, how could you?!
My clothes just fell off.
Her vagina will appreciate your forethought!
Will you shut the [bleep] up already?! Shut up!
I am leaving you!
Trojan Man!
Hey, watch the horse! That was my grandma's– [crash] Oh, no, you broke it!
That would never happen to a Trojan condom.
[singing] Trojan Man!
[crying] You said my problem didn't bother you.
It doesn't. I mean, Edward, this doesn't change anything.
It changes everything!
A reservoir tip is for your semen!
I got to get out of here. [leaves the house, with Edward following her]
You're a whore! You ruined my life, you whore!
[Long pause]
I guess I'd better go.
[singing] Trojan Man!
[as Trojan Man rides out] Yeah, why don't you just get the [bleep] outta here? How about that?
[singing] Trojan Man!
[leaving a box of condoms] Just in case.
For when you wanna [bleep]! Yeah!
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