(to tune of "Baby Got Back)
This table's long, but it should be round
King Arthur can't hear a sound
When a knight tries to talk
That brother's gotta walk
'bout half a freakin' block to be heard
Can't hear a word
'cause this table is so absurd
Us knights got much to discuss
But this table's ridiculous
Don't be ridiculous
Belvedere can't hear
"Yo, can you pass me some beer?!"
Say what?!
It's twenty feet by eighty
Can't even flirt with ladies
Better have long arms when you're havin' a meal
If you're trying to cop a feel
We need a new proportion
To bring our kingdom fortune
I got an idea that might work for ya
I'm-a make this mother circular
Sir Galahad!
Yeah!
Percival!
Yeah!
You wanna hear the others talk?
Hell yeah!
Bring it in, sit it down
It's like King Arthur's crown
Table be round! Table be round.
Now with this circulation
We can have nice conversation
Can you hear me now?
I can hear!
Holy cow!
Make every knight say...
WOW!
Now you know that we cannot fail when we're looking for the Holy Grail
360 on the parameter
You know hos like diameter
Bumping this with the circumference
Table be round!
[bleep] I'm never gonna need money anyway. Where you win this shit, shootin' dice? Come on, man. Come on, man, the hell wrong with you? Crown-wearing mother[bleep]. [bleep].
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