[A rating comes up. Then, we see Yogi and Boo-Boo in Jellystone spotting a picnic lunch completely deserted]
Hey, hey, hey! A pic-a-nic basket!
It's pronounced "Picnic", Yogi. "Picnic"!
[All of a sudden, a hunter pops out]
Hey! My lunch!
[The hunter is about to shoot Yogi but Yogi tries to pull the gun away accidentally killing the hunter in the process]
Oh, we gotta run, Yogi!
[Yogi and Boo-Boo run for their lives with 2 police officers right behind them. A sheriff looks at a map of Jellystone with Ranger Smith right next to him]
You'll never catch him. He's smarter than the average bear.
[A cop searches for Yogi not knowing he's behind him and Yogi grabs him from behind]
Surprise! [slits the cop's neck with a knife and makes a run for it, but is killed by the sheriff]
Noooo! Yogi! [in a fiery rage, he's wearing a bandana and a chest of bullets; pulls out two guns and starts shooting like crazy like John Rambo]
[Caption: RAM-BOO-BOO. Back in the theatre, the kids are talking]
Shhhh! I'm trying to watch these trailers, y'all! [moment of silence] I just playin'. You go trailers! [hollers]
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