[Husband lighting up the Christmas lights, and the Christmas lights where it says, "Happy Holidays"]
Wow! Awesome! Go, Dad!
Oh, ho, ho, my goodness, dear! [the Christmas lights malfunction, spark and the H letter gets set on fire] Oh, my God!
[All the Christmas lights letters caught on fire]
Oh, my God!
[The neighbor's rooftop on the left caught on fire]
Oh, my God!
[The neighbor has a fire on his head. He fall nude out of the window, the three kids run away outside, the neighbor's wife, in lingerie, falls out of the house, the neighbor crawls away, the dog that's on fire runs away, and accidently melts the snowman]
[rolling faster on the wheelchair to the kid, screaming] I'M ON FIRE!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?! [grabs the kid who screamed]
[Cut to the kid as an adult]
And that's why I turned to Judaism.
Uh, Dad, that's a great story, but I think you forgot to blow out the menorah.
[The menorah has set the house on fire]
Damn it!
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