[Joseph and the pregnant Mary entered the stable in Bethlehem as she goes into labour]
Joseph, why couldn't you get us a room?
There weren't any rooms left, Mary.
Oh, my vagina's about to splat out an entire human being, and they couldn't find me a bed?!
It's okay, honey. This will be fine.
[As Mary gives birth, all the farm animals started farting]
Ohh! Ew! Oh, Joseph! Uhh! [accidentally farts]
[waving his hand] Oh, God! Whew! No more falafel for you.
Sorry. [in pain] Aaahhh!
Okay, okay, now push. Push. [the animals continue to fart] Okay, that was good, honey. You're doing great. I'll go get you some water.
[As Joseph gets some water, the pig starts going into Mary's private parts]
Joseph! [Joseph pushes the pig out of the way] Ew! Oh! Oh, here it comes! [as the animals continues to fart] Aaahhh! Aaaahhhh!
Okay, baby, keep breathing. This is it, now! Oh, honey, that's it! I can see it! I can see the head! Now push!
[The animals fart one last time]
Aaahhh! [finished giving birth] Our baby! [holding her son] Little Jesus...he's so beautiful.
[Baby Jesus farts]
Hello? Is everything okay? I heard yelling. Oh, it's very dark in here. [about to light the match]
[alarmed, slow motion] No-o-o-o-o!
[The old man lit up the match, but there is a huge explosion, and the fire shot up to the sky, mistaken as the Christmas Star]
That must be the sign we're looking for! The lord Jesus Christ is born!
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