[dancing to the music with her doll] Doo! Doo! Doo! Doo! I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus!
[crashes through the front door] I knew it! [throws his briefcase to the floor] That [bleep]ing Whore! [storms out the door and slams it shut. He arrives at the North Pole at a igloo and enters by kicking the ice door open revealing a trio of Eskimo brothers inside] Where is he?! Where's that Mother[bleep]er Santa Claus?!?!
What the hell man?! He's not real!
Do you know how long it takes to carve an ice door?!
[The husband grunts and pulls out a knife, and punches Eskimo 1 in the face five times, the final time knocking him into a tree and knocking him out, he then stabs Eskimo 2 in the stomach three times, then takes out a gun and shoots Eskimo 2 five times, killing him]
Oh! Ooh! My Brothers!!!
[threateningly] Now, Where's Santa Claus? [hits Eskimo 3 with the butt stock of the gun four times and sticks the gun one arms length the way in the face]
Oh! Okay! Okay! He's-He's...delivering gifts you know, that's what he does! So, he's not gonna be back for quite some time!
[The scene cuts to the outside of the igloo where Husband leaves and throws back a small grenade destroying the Igloo; killing Eskimos 1 and 3. The husband comes back home through the front door]
[on the phone with Mike] Oh no, wait...He just walked in. [hangs up and gives her husband a hug] Where have you been?
[angrily] I know!
[confused] Know what?
Susie saw you, KISSING SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
That's Just a song, Silly! [plays the song]
[realizes] Oh, ha, ha, That makes sense! Man, I gotta start listening to more music!
I am [bleep]ing the Neighbor though.
Mike? How's he doing?
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