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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Bob The Builder, Scoop, Muck, Dizzy, Roley and others in “Unfinished Business”

BBBob The Builder

Why, someone left this job half-done! Can we fix it?

SMScoop, Muck, Dizzy, Roley

Yes, we can!

UMUnion Member

[surrounded by two goons] Ain't nobody finishing nothing.

BBob

I'm sorry, who are you?

UMUnion Member

We're from the union, and we say you don't have the right equipment for this job.

BBob

Well, we have all the equipment we need.

UMUnion Member

Really? You got a talking briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills over there?

BBob

No, but... Oh, okay.

[Goons push and pound Bob between them and the Union Guy kicks him in the balls]

SSpud

Can I play too?

UMUnion Member

Sure, asshole! [The Union Boss breaks Spud's carrot nose off and punches him in the face] Hope you like smelling what you eat!

[Pilchard the cat attacks the Union member. Bob uses his drill on a goon's face. Spud grabs a shovel and beats the goons with it]

BBob

Spud, don't forget to wear your safety goggles.

SSpud

Aw, thanks, Bob. [resumes beating the goon and the Union member runs away]

RRoley

Whew, rock and roll! [flattens the Union member]

BBob

Now, dig these motherfuckers a grave, Scoop!

SScoop

[digging a hole] No prob, Bob!

[Muck loads the dead Union member and goons into the hole, Scoop pushes them in, and Dizzy pours cement on top]

AAll

Yay!

SSpud

[screwing his nose back on] Ew, New Jersey smells like bad tuna, can we go home now?

AAll

Yes, we can! Yay!

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