So why are you here?
I want to destroy cities and rid the streets of weaponry.
Yeah, but, why are you really here?
I wanna be king of the monsters.
There you go. Now, if you stick with me, you'll make it, but, uh, you gotta unlearn that bull[bleep] that they teach ya in Monster Island now, cuz that [bleep] gonna get ya killed out here.
I'll do anything you want me to do.
[laughs] My lizard. Now how's your Japanese?
Not that good.
Well, you learn that [bleep] then, brother, cos that [bleep] gonna get ya killed. These mother[bleep]ers out there be plottin' all types of [bleep] on ya. [we cut to him and Godzilla Jr meeting Mazinger, who knocks the building down] Hey yo, Mazinger! You got my stuff?
Yo, what you need, Zilla? Check it out, I got rocket firing hands; I got rockets for your shoulders and legs, man, my [bleep] is tight!
[doing the secret handshake] Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. But anyway... [roars, shoots a beam at Mazinger, killing him]
[gasped] What did you do?!
Justifiable homicide on the line of duty.
No, that was murder!
Open your eyes, son.
That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly!
Why is he my friend, huh? Because he knows my name? Mazinger sold guns and rockets; the world is a better place without him anyway. Now get your ass in the car.
No way, man. I'm getting reassigned.
Well, you do that! You tell them what I did; I don't give a damn, cuz I got news for ya: King Kong ain't got [bleep] on me!
[King Kong appears behind him and throws dirty poo at Godzilla, and chuckled]
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