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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Godzilla, Godzilla Junior and others in “Unfinished Business”

GGodzilla

So why are you here?

GJGodzilla Junior

I want to destroy cities and rid the streets of weaponry.

GGodzilla

Yeah, but, why are you really here?

GJGodzilla Junior

I wanna be king of the monsters.

GGodzilla

There you go. Now, if you stick with me, you'll make it, but, uh, you gotta unlearn that bull[bleep] that they teach ya in Monster Island now, cuz that [bleep] gonna get ya killed out here.

GJGodzilla Junior

I'll do anything you want me to do.

GGodzilla

[laughs] My lizard. Now how's your Japanese?

GJGodzilla Junior

Not that good.

GGodzilla

Well, you learn that [bleep] then, brother, cos that [bleep] gonna get ya killed. These mother[bleep]ers out there be plottin' all types of [bleep] on ya. [we cut to him and Godzilla Jr meeting Mazinger, who knocks the building down] Hey yo, Mazinger! You got my stuff?

MMazinger

Yo, what you need, Zilla? Check it out, I got rocket firing hands; I got rockets for your shoulders and legs, man, my [bleep] is tight!

GGodzilla

[doing the secret handshake] Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. But anyway... [roars, shoots a beam at Mazinger, killing him]

GJGodzilla Junior

[gasped] What did you do?!

GGodzilla

Justifiable homicide on the line of duty.

GJGodzilla Junior

No, that was murder!

GGodzilla

Open your eyes, son.

GJGodzilla Junior

That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly!

GGodzilla

Why is he my friend, huh? Because he knows my name? Mazinger sold guns and rockets; the world is a better place without him anyway. Now get your ass in the car.

GJGodzilla Junior

No way, man. I'm getting reassigned.

GGodzilla

Well, you do that! You tell them what I did; I don't give a damn, cuz I got news for ya: King Kong ain't got [bleep] on me!

[King Kong appears behind him and throws dirty poo at Godzilla, and chuckled]

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