[laughing] Ah Projaq, you're a gift of former mad scientists everywhere; with your help I'll use my inventions for good, right boys?
[Lightening strikes Robot Number Five]
I live! This is awesome! [walks downtown] I'm alive, I'm alive! [townspeople scream in terror] Ahaha, yeah; ooh, sparkly! [breaks glass of jewelry store] Aw, being alive holds such amazing wonders!
Freeze, uh hands a-above your head sir!
I love you all! [police shoot at Robot] I want to play too! [shoots machine gun through his stomach] What a great game; I win! [dog barks at Robot] Look at you. [grabs the dog with a harsh grip on dog killing and bleeding the dog] I haven't seen anything so adorable in all my twenty minutes of life; come here you!
Well, boys, I hope you...oh my god!
[Robot sleeps on ground with dog in hand]
Freeze copkiller!
What, no!
There'd better be a reason! [start shooting]
[Struggling to stay up in gunfire] Aah no!
Vanax, get your smile back; but without the desire to build giant robots.
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