Cyclops, Professor Xavier and others in “Unfinished Business”

Look sharp Team!

Remember my X-Men, use extreme caution. This is the most dangerous mission yet!

Right Professor! [the Sentinel they are fighting blasts them with its lasers and then stomps them into oblivion]

Welcome recruits, although we had to lower our standards thanks to the shortage of actual mutants, the danger you're facing will be no less real! You'll be defending a world that hates and fears you!

What?! Hate and fear us, because we're mutants?

No, because you were in the Police Academy movies.

[passes by the group, as Larvell makes squeaking noises] The hell's wrong with this chair? And it seems it's missing someone.

[crashes in with a jet] Sorry I'm late!

MAHONEEEEEEEYYYYY!