Giraffe in “Unfinished Business”

Uh-oh. ["Stage One: Denial"] It's no big deal. It's probably not even quicksand. I'm gonna have a good laugh about this tonight with the guys. [laughs nervously.] ["Stage Two: Anger"] Well, this is just [bleep]ing perfect!! Stupid quicksand! Stupid jungle! Ah! I wanna bite someone in the face! Mother[bleep]er!!!!! Mother[bleep]er!!!!!! Mother[bleep]!!!!!!! Ahh! [Bleep]!!! That stupid jungle! Uhh!! [Bleeeeeeeeep]!!!!!!!! ["Stage Three: Bargaining"] Are you there, God? It's me, Giraffe. Li-Listen if you could just give me a mulligan on this quicksand thing, I promise, I promise, no more peeing on your shorter creatures. [laughs nervously.] We got a deal? ["Stage Four: Depression"] [screams and cries] MOMMY!! ["Stage Five: Acceptance"] You know somethin'? I'm cool with this. I-I bet, I bet heaven has all the tender leaves I can eat and everyone gets their own Slurpee machine. Yeah! Take me sweet death! I await your loving embrace! [the sinking stops.] What? I think I hit the bottom. [struggles with no avail] [Bleep].