CBCEO of Burger King
[checking the halls in the house making sure no one is here] Must've been my... [sees the King, screams] I'm flame-broiling in my pants! [the King approaches after him, backs towards and grabs out a shotgun] Die, you son of a bitch! [kills the King]
[The Burger King mascot collapses on the stairs, the Burger King head was revealed to be a kid named Phillip]
CBCEO of Burger King
[chuckles, realizes] What? No! [realizes he murdered Phillip on purpose] I killed my only son! Oh, if only Philip had lived to taste the Triple-Bacon King Burger now on sale at participating locations! [cries]
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