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S1 E15

Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Young Indy, Teacher and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Someplace where the sun shining bright, the camera pans down to a young Indiana Jones using the Staff of Ra to focus the sun's rays]

YIYoung Indy

Blam! Blam! Take that! [fries the ants with the staff]

TTeacher

[shows up and snatches the staff away from Indy] Young man, if you are not going to use the Staff of Ra properly, then you can't use it at all!

YIYoung Indy

Aww!

TTeacher

You'll get this back at the end of the week. [walks away with the Staff of Ra]

[Young Indy kicks the ground in frustration]

YMYoung Marion

[runs up to Indy] Indy, you have to help me! Those bullies stole my dolly!

[The Leader Bully laughs evilly as he and his friends tortures Marion's doll. Young Marion cries and Young Indy walks over to confront them. The bullies' torture of the doll stops as they see Young Indy glaring down at them]

LBLeader Bully

What do you want, Henry?

[Young Indy takes his snatches the doll away from the bullies and into his arm and tips his hat to the trio before running off. A group of boys are play catch and stops as Young Indy run through them and so does the bully trio as they mow down the group. Next, Young Indy goes to the slide and goes on it before jumping off then, swings to the hoop rings to other side. The bullies grabs a boy in a plastic bubble]

BBBubble Boy

Please, no! I-I'm easily nauseated! [being pushed by the trio]

[Young Indy tries to return the doll to Marion, but quickly runs as he sees the bubble boy rolling towards him in a fashion like a boulder trying to crush him. He trips over the rock as the bubble boy rolls over him, and into busy traffic causing Young Indy to wince as a crash happen off-screen. He checks his head looking for hat and spots it near the merry-go-round. Young Indy looks back and sees the trio still chasing him and jumps onto the merry-go-round causing it to spin wildly as he reaches for his and grabs it. One of the bullies tries to grabs him, but gets kicked into a spinning rope between two girls and screams in pain as Indy finally returns the doll to Young Marion, who looks on with gratitude as he bail to the car. The two remaining bullies continue to chase Young Indy while blowing spit wads at him]

YIYoung Indy

Start the station wagon, mom! [his mom stops doing her crossword puzzle and looks at her son] Start the station wagon!

[She starts the car as Young Indy slides other side of the car. The bullies blew more spit wads as they hit the car window. Young Indy looks on with a victorious grin as they sped leaving the bullies frustrated while he catches his breath]

YIYoung Indy's Mom

How was school, honey? Did you make any new friends?

YIYoung Indy

[looks down at the shake in shock] There's a shake in the car, mom! WHY IS THERE A SHAKE IN THE CAR?!?!?!

YIYoung Indy's Mom

What? I picked up some Burger King for you!

YIYoung Indy

I hate shakes, mom! I HATE 'EM!!! [folds his arms] Wanted a soda.

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